Turkey Cheeseball (Print Version)

# Ingredients:

01 - 1 block (12 ounces) softened cream cheese.
02 - Half a cup of sour cream.
03 - 1 1/2 cups shredded cheddar.
04 - 1 small square of cheddar cheese.
05 - Three tablespoons of dry ranch seasoning.
06 - 1/2 teaspoon of dried red chili flakes.
07 - A sprinkle (1/2 teaspoon) of garlic powder.
08 - 8 crispy bacon strips, crumbled.
09 - 1 big pretzel stick.
10 - At least 3 large pretzel loops.
11 - Over 5 mini pretzels.
12 - 2 small candy eyeballs.

# Instructions:

01 - Whip the sour cream with cream cheese. Sprinkle in the seasonings. Stir in cheddar and 1/3 cup of the bacon pieces. Save about 3 tablespoons of the mix for later.
02 - Roll the mixture into a big ball (body) and a smaller one (head). Cover them with cling film and chill in the fridge for at least 4 hours—or overnight, if you can wait.
03 - Stick the big pretzel rod through the smaller ball into the larger one. Add the cheddar square as a beak and attach the candy eyes. Arrange large pretzel loops as a tail. Use mini pretzels for extra details in the front. Top the setup with the bacon leftovers.
04 - Leave it cold until you're ready. Serve alongside some crackers for dipping.

# Notes:

01 - Store completed dish in your fridge for up to 3 days.
02 - You can freeze the cheese mix, but keep decorations off until serving.
03 - Make sure to use ranch powder, not the dip version.
04 - It's best when you put it together the day you want to eat it.